Destroying Systems company has been successfully developing in more than 70 countries around the world. You"ve seen systems destroyed completely? That"s OUR job. We"ll leave no trace of a properly working system, wherever you ask us to deal with the problem!

You have a working system and you"re annoyed of it? We"ll help you – not only with your computer systems, which you could leave to the improved viruses to take care of, but even with ANY OTHER system, you have troubles with. That includes – air conditioning systems; fire-preventing systems; home-video (or audio) systems; and even a properly working administrative system in your office! We"re able to damage ANYTHING, even your colleagues.

 

The services we provide are:

 

* Complete destroy of the system;

* No-return solutions;

* Damages beyond repair;

* Satisfactionary loss of resources & data;

* Deeply damaged sub-systems.

 

You need a total DAMAGE? We"re here for you to destroy everything you want. Whenever you want. Wherever you want. It"s all about what you"re dreaming of...

Done means Destroyed.

Destroyed means Completely.

We bring destruction to the limits of annihilation!

Dear Madam/Sir,
i am an engineer-destructor with over 29yrs of experience in the following area
1-5yrs. Destroying toys and parental possesions of all kinds.
5-18yrs Destroying my mom&dad's nerves on a daily basis.
18-24yrs Total destruction of my physiology and destruction attempts to my poor liver
destruction of professor's nerves as well of university property.
Since my 21st year until my 24th anniversary i have worked as an IT administration officer and destroyed numerous pc's servers and pieces of networking equipment.
Simultaneously i have destroyed the nerves of 4 girls and have destroyed the same number of relationships. I am currently working as a HW designer at an international electronics company.
As a strongly motivated young person i would consider my Curriculum empty if don't add the stone of my carrier's crown - position as a SENIOR DESTRUCTION SPECIALIST at the very respected company mentioned above.
Faithfully yours,
Ivan Ivanov
Destruction talent

Kce, statiite ti kefiat:) winagi gi cheta s udovolstwie,
Vankata

Done means Destroyed.
You think business, we think destructive!
When it's done you're through
We take destruction to the limits of annihilation!

Dear sir,

We're highly impressed of your accomplished work so far and we're gladly inviting you for a personal interview with our team. We're considering you as a potential destruction-agent under cover, working for the target companies. If you're agree to join us on the offered position, contact us on our destroyed network. Best regards:

Destroying Systems Team;)

P.S.: Кефи те, щото преимуществено „умни“ простотии пиша;) Поздрави:)

първият и последният ме насраха xD Даваш ли позволението си да ги добавя в текста?:)

Imash prawoto da prawish s gorenapisanoto kakwoto si iskash daje se radwam kogato drugi mi otklikwat na diwotiite:)

просто пишеш интересни работи :) и по интересни теми за което благодаря
Ванката

Т.е. destroyed:) Взимам те за помощник копирайтър xD

значи съм нает?!

а какъв беше повода за този пост ... да не ти загина поредното ПЦ?

За щастие не, просто ми хрумна името "Destroying Systems" и го изтърсих на приятеля ми, а той отвърна с No-return solutions:) И се вдъхнових:)