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30.08.2011 15:53 - Suicidal Constructions – more effective than an earthquake!
Автор: kcekce Категория: Забавление   
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Suicidal Constructions
company is working successfully in all the countries around the globe, except Japan. We"re offering the best solutions to turn all of your construction projects into ruins! The planning of the upcoming collapse starts from the very first phases of the engineering and architecture work – the first floors of your new building will be falling apart, while you"re still putting the basic bricks for the next floor. Let"s build the future destruction together!

 

We"re dealing only with deeply ignorant and incompetent specialists, to make sure that your unsolid construction won"t last for more than few days. The clockwork will be counting the last seconds to the total collapse of your skyscraper, bridge, highway or even monument – just keep your breath and wait for the big moment of nihilistic satisfaction!

 

Your area is not in danger of strong earthquakes, tornadoes and tsunamis? We guarantee total collapse beyond the possibilities of a nature disaster – we"re the very proof of the technological progress of humanity and in the competition with the forces of nature WE win!

 

The services we provide are as followed:

 

* Uniquely unreasonable architecture plans;

* Doomed to failure constructive solutions;

* Purchasing the poorest construction materials;

* Sabotage of the finished construction for a faster disaster.

 

For us constructive means consumptive!



Тагове:   хумор,   ксе,   ксексе,   suicidal constructions,


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1. ivanches - hihi:)
02.09.2011 00:33
faster disaster - i strum on stratocaster:)
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2. kcekce - А така:)
20.09.2011 23:00
`СичкУ у космоса на космически прах;)
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